Anonymous:  FUCK... FCK I .... I think you're so great.

Really? Arghhhh thank you so much! Don’t stay anon, pls show your face.


on a scale from Matilda to Carrie how well do you handle having telekinesis and terrible parents

No, it can’t be! How did you get back here before us?

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Tippi Hedren and family living with a pride of lions.

excuse me u have a lion in ur house

excuse me there is a lion chewing on your childs head that’s not a good thing

where can i buy these dogs

it’s been a year and people still be messaging me saying these aren’t dogs

its been a whole year since anyone fucking messaged me explaining what a dog is.

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So Tom’s impersonation of Chris was very much spot on


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I have been waiting 4 months to make this.

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Game of Thrones + Text Post Meme


elementary school libraries have gotten wild


when you really hate the fuck out of someone but you cant say shit because everyone else loves them and you know deep down in your cold dead heart that they’re a terrible person


When you’re at the pool lounging on a beach chair and some little kids are running and the lifeguard screams out “no running” do you respond “excuse me, not all of us are running”? No, you don’t. The lifeguard didn’t have to specifically state who they were talking to because you’re intelligent enough to comprehend that the comment wasn’t being directed at you.


i hate that “LOL SO IF WOMEN ARE EQUAL CAN I PUNCH YOU” shit bc 1 in 3 women are abused

y’all are already punching us

the issue is that we’d like you to stop

(Source: whatislordeyodeling)



The Ferguson City Council convened for the first time since Mike Brown’s death, and proved that they literally give no fucks about what the community has to say. Added to their vague, paltry proposed reforms, seems real change will have to come in Ferguson via the ballot box. I don’t care where you live folks— let this be a lesson in voting/participating in your local elections and government! #staywoke #farfromover 

My people getting it!


Central heterochromia is where the central (pupillary) zone of the iris is a darker color than the mid-peripheral (ciliary) zone.


you know what you’re right i don’t want a black widow movie

i want a whole god damn trilogy

a merch line all for her, a set of action figures all for her in different outfits with different toys and accessories

i want her to have her own television spinoff all about her and her adventures

i want her to have her own cool costume for little girls in the disney store

i want her to have everything the male heroes get and then some

This moment now

Begun chapter nine of my novel. Whole series is fully planned; details will be added later on. Characters have altered to create a more diverse brood of people.
We Will Rock You is over. We all achieved a standing ovation. Grade 5 will be coming up in December, and I may go to an audition for Phantom of the Opera, if I think I am ready.
current mood
Relaxed, and sleepy. Crows did not wake me up again. Fell to sleep while watching the men's gymnastics. Oops.
Eye test. Yay.